What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 04:37

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

They put up a sign reading

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

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No, not a chance

No go.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Does red light therapy do anything inside the body, other than just the skin that receives the light? Are there any obscure health benefits?

share office space ...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Since the Brits can't steer their oil tanker, what makes them think they can take on Russia?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Unacceptable again!

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

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Just Forget it!

So, the docs changed it to read

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

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Then came..

Freaks and Cheeks

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Still no good.

Still no good

No way

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So they tried

Another attempt resulted in ...

Hysterias & Posteriors

Why are white women so hard to date?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Minds and Behinds

Loons and Moons

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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Catatonics & High Colonics

Thumbs down again.

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Next, they tried...

Nuts and Butts

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Everyone loved it.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones