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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 04:37

They put up a sign reading
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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No, not a chance
No go.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
share office space ...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Since the Brits can't steer their oil tanker, what makes them think they can take on Russia?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Unacceptable again!
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Just Forget it!
So, the docs changed it to read
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Then came..
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Freaks and Cheeks
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Still no good.
Still no good
No way
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So they tried
Another attempt resulted in ...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Why are white women so hard to date?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Minds and Behinds
Loons and Moons
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Catatonics & High Colonics
Thumbs down again.
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Next, they tried...
Nuts and Butts
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones